Spandex...seriously?

So there I am, walking out of a long and boring day of work, headed down to the gym for a post-work run. Now, being that I work in a pretty boring office, I enjoy getting down to the gym and getting in some exercise, being that I sit at a desk all day. Anyway, I walk into the locker room, change and head out to get my run on, and that's when I see it...


In the glassed off section of the gym is the women who runs one of the classes that mothers and older women take to get in some exercise. Now, one would think if you were the director of an exercise class, you might be, I don't know, IN SOME KIND OF FUCKING SHAPE. I guess this woman doesn't feel the same way, as she was super comfortable wearing her bright purple spandex that looked like it was clinging to it's last bit of life before it was sucked into her over sized ass, never to be seen again. On top of that, I noticed she had a lump on her back that makes the moles on Lemmy's cheek look like unnoticed whiteheads.

Needless to say, this kind of fucked up the rest of my afternoon. I couldn't get the image of her spandex-devouring-ass out of my head until I got home. I really hope we don't cross paths again anytime soon in fear it will make me impotent for the rest of my days.