Big Baby Jesus!

Man, ODB was the shit. This isn't even a topic for discussion, it is just a fact.

Anyway, what is going on my Internet friends? I haven't rapped at you in a while, and I'm sitting around on my lunch break at work, so I figured now is as good a time as ever to kick it with you. How did everyone's weekend go? Pretty good? Tight. I spent as little time sleeping as I think a human can this weekend. It seemed that every day, I had to get up really early to do something, after spending the night before drinking and staying up really late. Needless to say I'm a bit sore and very tired on this wonderful Monday afternoon. I'm going to the Yankee game tonight which is a nice relief from your usual shitty Monday. But hey, Monday is made for bitching about the week, and telling people how you can't wait for Friday to come again, so fuck it. So, to continue something I started a week or so ago, here is my on going listen of people who I find to be completely retarded:

People who still shit on New Jersey

Being from New York, I have spent much time in New Jersey in my life. I was born in New Jersey, as both my parents are from there. We soon moved to New York, so I'm legally a Jersey boy, even though I spent all of a week there. But this is one thing I could never figure out. It isn't like other rivalries in the world. Boston vs. NY, you know the sports thing, but NY and NJ have never really had that much sports hate towards each other. So what is it? Is it simply because Jersey rhymes with Dirty? Man, that is stupid. Yes, New Jersey has dirty parts, and some parts you only go to score drugs, but what state doesn't? I'm sure if you look hard enough, you can find a coke dealer in Kansas. Also, they have beaches, and beaches rule. Who doesn't like going to the beach in the summer? I mean, sure, I could drive all the way to long island to go to the beach so I can still be in New York, but fuck that. The Jersey shore has a boardwalk, deep fried snack foods, trampy women, and Kevin Smith, beat that fuckers. Also, New Jersey has some of the nicest neighborhoods I have ever seen in my life. I spent time working in northern Jersey during my summers off from college, and I have never seen such amazing homes as I did in Jersey. These fucking things were HUGE. Also, it is the land of diners. I have spent many a night heading over the state line after leaving the bar to get some late night pancakes with friends. Any state that loves late night eating as New Jersey does has my back, straight up.

There it is, all the awesome things about New Jersey. Sure it isn't all beautiful, but that is part of my love of the state. It has it's ups and downs, like any good thing. I don't think I will ever fully understand why people shit on this poor little state so much. Maybe one day I will get an answer that makes some kind of sense, but until then I say, fuck the haters, Viva La Jersey!

I'm off to pretend to do some work and wait out the rest of my day. Peace bitches.